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The bottom line of martial arts for kids

January 31, 2012 By Leave a Comment

The other day a friend mentioned that she was taking her kids to Tae Kwon Do. Is the alternate spelling “tyke want dough”?

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Avoiding holiday decoration fines

December 29, 2011 By Leave a Comment
a-Wreath-a-Franklin

Just in case there’s an ordinance for leaving holiday decorations up too long in our new neighborhood, I took the wreath off the front door earlier today. If there was a $100 fine, I can just imagine the slogan they would use: “A wreath, a Franklin”

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Mustard with Pesto?

January 6, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Whaddya get when you mix mustard with pesto? Pestered!

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Walled-off Salad

September 22, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Walled Off Salad

Ingredients: 1/2 cup chopped, slightly toasted walnuts 1/2 cup red seedless grapes, sliced (or a 1/4 cup of raisins) 1/2 cup celery, thinly sliced 1 Tbsp lemon juice and/or mandarin orange sectioned 1 sweet apple, cored and chopped Directions: Mix apple with lemon juice and/or mandarin orange. Place ingredients in a serving tray with 4 [...]

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Quasi-modal

September 21, 2010 By Leave a Comment

In a prior life when I was married to a ‘nutter’ dame, I had a hunch back then that things were not as they seem… It seems that our inner state is modal (dependent on circumstances), yet now I’m learning eagorly that this ugly misperception can be remedied by learning the ropes of the concept [...]

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Pun archives

September 15, 2010 By Leave a Comment

Here are a few puns, resurrected from our old website… The currency of these puns is fading fast (if not already gone! Q. Why do they call some non-fluorescent light bulbs “Peruvian”? A. Because they are of Incan descent! (A pun that is actually spelled correctly!) Q. For those who remember back that far, what [...]

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Happy sinko de mayo! :-)

May 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Sinko de Mayo
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