Just in case there's an ordinance for leaving holiday decorations up too long in our new neighborhood, I took the wreath off the front door earlier today. If there was a $100 fine, I can just imagine the slogan they would use: "A wreath, a Franklin" :-) … [Read more...] about Avoiding holiday decoration fines
Fun
Mustard with Pesto?
Whaddya get when you mix mustard with pesto? Pestered! :-) … [Read more...] about Mustard with Pesto?
Walled-off Salad
Ingredients: 1/2 cup chopped, slightly toasted walnuts 1/2 cup red seedless grapes, sliced (or a 1/4 cup of raisins) 1/2 cup celery, thinly sliced 1 Tbsp lemon juice and/or mandarin orange sectioned 1 sweet apple, cored and chopped Directions: Mix apple with lemon juice and/or mandarin orange. Place ingredients in a serving tray with 4 separate … [Read more...] about Walled-off Salad
Quasi-modal
In a prior life when I was married to a 'nutter' dame, I had a hunch back then that things were not as they seem... It seems that our inner state is modal (dependent on circumstances), yet now I'm learning eagorly that this ugly misperception can be remedied by learning the ropes of the concept that it's just a virtual reality, that we're just populating the cathedrals of our … [Read more...] about Quasi-modal
Pun archives
Here are a few puns, resurrected from our old website... The currency of these puns is fading fast (if not already gone! :-) Q. Why do they call some non-fluorescent light bulbs "Peruvian"? A. Because they are of Incan descent! :-) (A pun that is actually spelled correctly!) This one has a poster to go with it... If you were impressed with Apocalypse Now, wait 'til you … [Read more...] about Pun archives